Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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She always ran away from the ball

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Because she's probably a keeper.

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When Jesus went up for the cross.