Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.