What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.