What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.