Christina Ricci.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
Hide their money in their bible.
To get to the other genocide.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
Respiridol
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Give them a bible
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor )
Samson he brought the house down !
A bible
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
The Book of Job.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Fiction".
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
100% at short range
The Holy Braille!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out
You get a Christian Bale
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
According to her it's Mao.
A park bench can support a family.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
A bus full of old people
Depends
With his ribs
A chauffeur.
