Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Elevenis

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.