Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her