How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.