What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !