What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.