What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute