Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.