What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What do you call a rising poll?

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Pianist Jokes More Pianist Jokes

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.