What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Pianist Jokes More Pianist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.