What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Pianist Jokes More Pianist Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.