A pizza can feed a family of four
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
A pizza can feed a family.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
It didn't have any pickups
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.