What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."