What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.