What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.