What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.