What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.