What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction