What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!