Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.