Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer