Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.