Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !