Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.