What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!