What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.