What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.