What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

System Jokes More System Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!