What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!