What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.