What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.