Moo!
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Moo many...
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
a bilingual chicken
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Moo moos
The past tense of "moo"!
Because they lactose. Moo
A bilingual chicken
molybdenum monoxide MoO
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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A: Moo.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A: Because their horns don't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
The newspaper.
They both went a little batty.
He got *nailed*.
Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Impounding your mother
Open the door and kick her out.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
In the Mossque.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
The sun exists.
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