What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO