What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.