Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people