Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.