What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.