What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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OC Icy dead people!

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my mugger, giving my purse back

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Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!