What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes