What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.