Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!