What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.