Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin