Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.