Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-