What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples