How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.