Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.