Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.