How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."