How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)