When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.