When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.