Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.