Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.