How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage