Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.