Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.