What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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X marks the pot, matey."

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Because he was barefooted!!!

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.