What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"