What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.