Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
More storage space.
In Africa.
because they're still alive.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A: She opens the car door.
Popcorn, of course!
Well an erection of course.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Niagara Falls