Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"