Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Because they had good high jeans
Inuit.
A Trillbilly!
Mourning
After the ring, you wake up!
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Around Thevenin the morning
One is a hunt on a course.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Because money talks.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Niagara Falls