Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls