Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.