Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
None. They pay me to do it.
They can't afford to pay respects.
Feed it laxatives.
Hide it in a science book.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Wait for him to give it back.
Because they're always dribbling!
To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha
