How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.