How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.