What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.