What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Take your foot off of their head.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!