Middle school.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A: Elephants never forget.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Dems!
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
None, they're all screwed.
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Hide it in a science book.
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Dracula.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Take your foot off of their head.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
NEIN!"
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
With a plunger.
Clothed minded
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
They want everything to be straight.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
the republican presidential candidates.
They're usually the elephant in the room
The crayon is non-toxic!
Santa stops at three Ho's
To get to the other slide
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Fish
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
he threw out the W's
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
to get to the other side
A moreman.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
A last name
